GLAZED HAM

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What do you call a pig thief? A hamburgler

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A porkchop

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? A porkasaurus rex

Why should you never tell a pig a secret? They like to squeal

 

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